"I align myself with people who support my growth. If you meet someone whose soul is not aligned with yours, send them love and move along."
- Dr. Wayne Dyer (via awakenedvibrations)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

"what a fucking loser"
- me, to me, about me (via protective)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life